At a conference earlier this week, I had to get up and share my views on our ‘company culture’ which inevitably led to the usage of the word ‘diva’. Well because we have our fair share of divas… and martyrs in my industry. Who doesn’t?
So this post is really about that word – diva – but it is also a short ‘how to’ post on surviving conferences (we call them camps in our industry) that go on for days.
Play games. For example: I play a game where I count how many times Steve gets to use much-used and therefore stale expressions like ‘from the ground up’ or ‘yesterday’s weather’.
How many times Sally decides to abbreviate everything for the sake of
clarity confusion like ‘so in XPSPR we noted that PRV didn’t happen in time for XGT to process the order’
I have a small notebook dedicated to abbreviations. Most of which I am still stumbling through. Sally you see, is a far superior being in every way and I’m afraid if I don’t get to understand at least 20% of what she is saying, my bosses will soon realize they made a mistake hiring me.
Do drink at the company dinners, if so inclined, but not too much. No one wants to hear how you’re ‘hungover’ during your ‘showcase’ event or presentation.
Don’t use a word during your own presentation or talk that you know always trips you up, leaving you red-faced because everyone knows ‘diva’ rhymes with ‘geezer’ but for some reason you pronounce as ‘diver’ because your neurons don’t fire as they should …and then blame your flawed tongue on the mojitos from the night before.
Do you have a word that continually trips you up, no matter how many times you practice saying it in front of the mirror?